Hope Quotes

“Which book was it set in Venice…oh wait, it was a romance novel…I thought it was a real book, never mind….”

(To gas station attendant, Jersey Turnpike Rest Stop) “How do I get back on the highway?”

(Discussing a map of India) “Wait… your East or my East?”
(Looking at a wood burning fireplace, set into a chimney, with the metal guard doors closed) “Hey…is this thing on?”

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